Kings Blame Booze For Loss

(Riverton, New Jersey) - As of last night, the Kings are officially blaming heavy beer and liquor consumption for their 4th place finish at the Medford Masters. Two Points: Did the Kings not realize those drinks would add up throughout the day long marathon? and, The Kings have won more than a few tournaments when their competitors succummed to the flowing taps.

Be careful - heavy drinking could impair coordination!

Derby Day Set for May 7th

(Riverton, New Jersey) - The Triple Crown of Shuffleboard is happy to  announce  the 5th Derby Day Shuffleboard Tournament will take place May 7th. This is the third and final event in the 2016 Triple Crown of Shuffleboard. The tournament is once again an Invitational, not an Open Tournament. There will be a limit of 10 teams (20 players total) in the tournament. Register now to avoid missing out on this tournament.

There will be food, drinks, and world-class shuffleboard action. Non-playing guests are encouraged to attend, cheer for your favorite shuffleboard team, and watch the Derby.

               

As usual, the tournament format is double elimination. Games are played to 15. You do not have to win by 2. The team coming from the loser bracket will have to win two consecutive games to take the title. The current plan is to have the tournament tip off at 2PM sharp. We will play the first round games and the first two consolation matches. Then, we will break for the Derby (post time 634PM), and re-start at 7PM with the semifinals, moving towards a final around 10PM.

Pretty Big News Up North

(Winnipeg, MA) - If you follow the Winnipeg sports scene at all (and i think most of you do), you've probably already heard the big news about the Blue Bombers going back to Royal Blue. Regardless, we felt it was newsworthy and wanted to let anyone who missed it in on the big news.

Regular Season starts June 24.

What A Fine Tailor They Have On Bennington!

Damn It Feels Good To Win The Masters.

Dead Rabbits Start, Finish Strong To Take Medford Masters

(Medford, New Jersey) - The Dead Rabbits took down some of the area's top teams in succession yesterday. Early on, the Rabbits dispatched Dos Amigos with some fine play. After a three hour layoff, the table shuffleboard world watched a rematch of the 2014 Terrace Club Spring Season Finals. The Dead Rabbits got ahead early and were able to hold of the legendary Quate Kings. After some action in the loser bracker, the Rabbits cooled down The Steamers in the finals to lock up their place in the Championship Game. Emerging from the loser bracket was No Line Available. The Rabbits showed no mercy and dispatched NLA with a great finishing shot by Dave. It was the first Master's title ever for Dave and the first since 2014 for (now 3 time champion) Death Machine.

The aftermath of Dave's clinching shot.

Hosting Dispute Leads To League Site Moving Mid-Season

(Riverton, New Jersey) - No one is sure why, but our hosting company is not cooperating, and is disputing payment of the annual license on the site. In order to keep our fans informed, we're forwarding our page automatically. So they only thing our fans will notice is a longer URL in the address bar.

We swear, we are using a leading company.

Kings Win Early, But Moved to Loser Bracket

(Medford, New Jersey) - We are back online. Things are looking good for the Dead Rabbits as the beat the Quate Kings and mvoe into Winner's Finals agains the Steamers. The Quate Kings are slated to meet  No Line Available in a rematch of the March Madness Championship Game and an Elimination Match.

Quate Kings Overcome Early Defeat To Win Late

(Lumberton, New Jersey) - An early loss to JO Time could not stop the Quate Kings from reeling off 7 straight victories to clinch the 14th installment of March Madness at Pop's Pub. They clinched the tournament with decisive wins over Potent Potables and two wins over No Line Available.

The Kings went old-school with simple uniforms to collect their trophy.