Tuesday, December 9, 2014

FIVE?

King Kong Bundy was not satisfied with 3. You never know how far this thing could go

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Looking Ahead...TCoS 2015 - A Few Promises

(Riverton, NJ) - Yes, we are at the low-point of the offseason. It seems as if the next TCoS season will never come. Rest easy, next Spring, we will be doing our business on the butcher block. There are always surprises, but here are three things you can bank on:
1) Rick will talk about maybe not having a tournament. Then, he will make a late-February announcement of the the 12th Annual MMST.
2) The Masters will be in Medford.
3) Floyd "Money" Mayweather will take a break from punching girlfriends, and agree to a mega-fight for May 2nd. As is tradition, Floyd's fight will start right after the conclusion of the Derby Day Shuffleboard Tournament.

This will happen, guaranteed. You can bank on it.

Friday, September 12, 2014

No Molly In Da Club

(Riverton, NJ) - You won't find any MDMA use at our Derby event. Last year, the closest thing i saw to contraband was someone selling small Snickers bars labeled "Not For Individual Sale".
Guess which of these guys would later test positive for ecstasy?
 

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Vin Scully Will Be Back For Another Year

(Los Angeles, CA) - Vin Scully is staying in the booth for the Los Angeles Dodgers. The 86-year-old Hall of Fame announcer will return for his record 66th season with the team in 2015. The announcement was made by in Korean, Spanish and English by players Hyun-Jin Ryu, Yasiel Puig and Justin Turner on the Dodger Stadium video board in the second inning of Tuesday night's game against Atlanta.

The news was greeted with loud cheers and a prolonged standing ovation for Scully, who stood and waved to fans from his booth, where he hugged his wife, Sandi.

A decision about Scully's future has become an annual rite of passage in recent years as he evaluates his health and his family's wishes in considering whether he wants to continue.
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 TCoS will have to wait at least one more season to have Mr. Scully call our events.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

I Blacked Out...What Happened? Is It Really June?

(Riverton, NJ) - The Triple Crown season ended with a bang..or maybe it didn't. I have no way to tell. The last thing i remember was driving home from Lumberton on May 1st. We will talk to some eyewitnesses and gather the facts as to what happened in the final TCoS event of 2014.


Tuesday, April 29, 2014

2 Down, 1 To Go; Triple Crown Homestretch

(Medford, NJ) - The Kings of Bennington won their second consecutive Master's tournament.

Only the Derby Day Tournament Remains...

Thursday, April 10, 2014

A Nice Addition To Any Wardrobe

(Medford, NJ) - This Saturday a full roster of top shuffleboard players will compete for the prestigious green jacket.


Never out of style.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

One Spot Remaining For The Masters

(Medford, NJ) - With Tiger Woods and Shuffle This out, there is an open space for a qualified team this Saturday.
 
It's good work if you can get it.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Tiger Woods To Miss (Golf) Masters

Tiger Woods will miss the Masters after undergoing back surgery earlier this week for a pinched nerve that has been hurting him for several months, the world's No. 1 player said on his website.
It will be the first time in 20 years that Woods will not play in the event. "After attempting to get ready for the Masters, and failing to make the necessary progress, I decided, in consultation with my doctors, to have this procedure done," Woods said in the statement.

"These Go to Eleven"

The Kings have taken 7 of 11.

Monday, March 31, 2014

It's In The Books

(Lumberton, NJ) - The Quate Kings wrapped up their 7th title at the 11th Annual Pop's Pub Shuffleboard Tournament. The Kings ran through the field and left the other 11 teams feeling ashamed to have even participated. Can the Kings extend their run through the rest of the season. Can either Rick or Matt take the Triple Crown?
It's a Big Money Game and these guys are Big Money Players.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Update After 5 Matches

Nightmare loses first round. Quate Kings barely squeak by Goodfellas 15-14. Dead Rabbits beat Pucked Up then lose to Secret Sombreros. Upcoming matches include Diamond club vs. No Line Available and Gold Gloves vs. Chupa. Tune in on veetle.
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Nothing But Rain

(Lumberton, NJ) - Don't let the weather scare you. Like the Astrodome, Pop's Pub is an indoor facility. Drive safely. It will be dry inside, even if the rain lasts for 40 days and 40 nights.

 
Note the roof in the above image. It keeps the athletes dry.

Friday, March 28, 2014

Triple Crown Reaches Media Rights Deal With Veetle

(New York, NY) - Negotiations between the Triple Crown of Shuffleboard and online video service Veetle have resulted in a broadcast agreement for this season! Select matches from tomorrow's March Madness tournament will be live streamed on this site. Check back later for more details on this breaking news!


 
TV made the NFL. Veetle will make TCoS.

Anticipation Reaches Fever Pitch

(Lumberton, NJ) - We are just a day away from the start of the Triple Crown Season. Saturday we will gather at the "Theatre of Dreams" Pop's Pub to contest the 11th installment of the March Madness Shuffleboard Tournament. Everyone know the Quate Kings are the favorites, but maybe someone can knock them off.

A Nice Spread, But No Grill at Pop's Pub


Sunday, March 16, 2014

March Madness Creeps Closer - Master's Date Finalized

(Lumberton, NJ) - LESS THAN TWO WEEKS UNTIL MARCH MADNESS!! It's amazing, folks. In less than two weeks, the area's top table shuffleboard players will convene at the "Theater of Dreams" - Pop's Pub. We'll gather on March 29th for the 11th Annual March Madness Shuffleboard Tournment." Can the Quate Kings take their 7th title, or will an upstart team knock off the kings? The action will start at 107PM.

Also - The Master's tournament has been finalized for March 12th. The action in Medford will start at 1PM. After a weak showing last year, Prestige Worldwide is hoping to keep their "win every other year" habit intact.

Pay no mind to the address, Pop's Pub is the Theater of Dreams

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Madness Set For March 29th

(Lumberton, NJ) - It's finally official - Pop's Pub will host the 11th March Madness Shuffleboard Tournament March 29th. Doors open at Noon with the first game starting at 1:07 PM.The tournament, knows as "The Crown Jewel Of The Triple Crown", promises to be a great event. More details to follow.

We are renting this logo until we get our own.

Friday, February 7, 2014

Pitchers and Catchers Report...Top Shuffleboard Players Hit The Practice Table

(Riverton, NJ) - The Olympians are headed to Sochi and the baseball players are headed to Florida and Arizona. Top shuffleboard players are also gearing up for the season. With the Triple Crown season right around the corner, players will be fine-tuning their games wherever a table can be found. These top athletes take their game seriously. When March Madness comes, they will be ready.
Hope Springs Eternal

Sunday, January 12, 2014

The Triple Crown Is Down...With The Flu

 
Except that the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. You get that? The whole store got the flu. So I had to get this in a second-hand store.